Dear Bloggers and Followers:
This yearly memo is being sent once again to remind you that this evening you ALL must go to bed early!
Nikki does NOT care if you have small children that may be sick, need a diaper change or too eat,,that’s what Benadryl is for this one time of the year!
She also does NOT care, if you have to colour your hair, get your nails did, OR if it’s your weekly “date” night AKA your “day” of the week for sex with the Mrs.
Sports from here on out should be avoided at all costs this evening, this INCLUDES: Darts, Bingo, Beer Pong and ALL televised Sports including Hockey all Canucks. Yes, this is a sacrifice but is necessary.
Feel free to forward this Memo to all of your Employer’s as when they remember why we retire early this cold January eve, for preparation of tomorrow, they will feel
stupid silly for forgetting such a momentous occasion.
We all know why we need to go to bed early for tomorrow right? RIGHT??????
REALLYYY……it’s only the second biggest occassion than the coming of this guy!
All presents, wishes, candy, cards and cash may be left here starting at 12:01 A to the M January 31st!!!
Smooches,,if I’m too busy being spoiled by my Mr. (and he better have something special planned, cause I KNOW he don’t want no Memo’s from moi!)