Dear Bloggers and Followers:
This yearly memo is being sent once again to remind you that this evening you ALL must go to bed early!
Nikki does NOT care if you have small children that may be sick, need a diaper change or too eat,,that’s what Benadryl is for this one time of the year!
She also does NOT care, if you have to colour your hair, get your nails did, OR if it’s your weekly “date” night AKA your “day” of the week for sex with the Mrs.
Sports from here on out should be avoided at all costs this evening, this INCLUDES: Darts, Bingo, Beer Pong and ALL televised Sports including Hockey all Canucks. Yes, this is a sacrifice but is necessary.
Feel free to forward this Memo to all of your Employer’s as when they remember why we retire early this cold January eve, for preparation of tomorrow, they will feel stupid silly for forgetting such a momentous occasion.
We all know why we need to go to bed early for tomorrow right? RIGHT??????
REALLYYY……it’s only the second biggest occassion than the coming of this guy!
All presents, wishes, candy, cards and cash may be left here starting at 12:01 A to the M January 31st!!!
Smooches,,if I’m too busy being spoiled by my Mr. (and he better have something special planned, cause I KNOW he don’t want no Memo’s from moi!)
Hooray! Happy almost-Birthday!!
Thanks amb!
Happy Pre-coming out of your mama’s vagina day. You’re always so much fun. I think I have a girl crush on ya.
Hahaha best reply ever!! Only thing that would of been better is if you had used the word “cumming” instead of coming,,hehehe…
Wow,,a gurl crush I’m gonna rub that one in my lesbian daughter’s face BIG time!
You should. I bet she will be jealous.
Yah especially when she see’s those big honkers of urs!
They are not just big, they are perky and real.
Happy birthday, Nikki! Your present is me gracing your blog with my comment and presence. You’re welcome.
Damnit,,,I lost my delete comment button,,,
haha Thanks Twinn!
I realize that the only reason you would delete this is so other bitches won’t get jealous, but don’t worry about that. Flaunt it to those other bitches that I was on your blog. It’s okay. It’s fun.
Plus it’s good advertising for your campaign to take over the world.
True dat.
I’ve updated my “Lies The Hook Told Me” post to include a link to this awesome blog!
And I promise to get to bed early tonight…