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I have been having the weirdest dreams lately,,,I don’t know why,,,call it stress,,,,call me a perv or whack job like my mom does. Let’s just go thru these past 3 weird one’s I have recently  had and you all can let me know what the hell is wrong with me?

Dream #1

Kitty looked just like this!

For some strange reason I am at some kind of hotel,,and I’m holding onto the most cutest kitten EVER!! This kitten is my true and dear bestest friend and I’m trying to get a elevator to take little kitty up to my room. BUT,,there is a convention going on for I think it was psychic readers or designers or something like that, and all the elevators are reserved for their use only. All the other people staying at the hotel must take the loading elevator for the staff. BUT there is a huge line up and kitty isn’t happy being in my hand and is clawing me.

I’m lucky enough to get a elevator but, when the doors open up,,I’m let off in a Shopping Mall and told that I have to take the Disney Ferris Wheel to get to my hotel room floor.

I somehow know my way thru the mall to this large Ferris Wheel that looks exactly like the Big Wheel in London,,,people take pity on my and little kitty and let us on first,,,I hold on for dear life to kitty as the pod i’m in flips as the wheel goes around. Coincidently the wheel drops me off right inside the Disney Store and I go in. The End.

 

Dream #2

I’m at school writing my Final’s for some reason there is only like 6 of us there. Half way thru the exam the teacher (who is my Grade 7 deceased Music teacher), decides we need to go for lunch. She tells us to put our exams and the exam workbook into our desks.

I go for lunch in the lunch room (which is in my old Public school, but it’s my old highschool cafeteria?).

I come back to finish my exam and the exam handbook is missing from my desk, it has all the questions in it. I tell the teacher and she tells me that I can’t have another one and I better find it. I can’t find it,,,,I hand in what I have done on my exam and once she’s done marking the exams everyone gets to have a look at their marks and what they got wrong. When it comes to me,,,she gives me a quick peek at my mark,,so quick I can’t see the mark. When I ask if I passed or failed she won’t tell me

 

Dream #3 the weirdest by far!!

This dream features my dear old mom. In my dream I had a feeling that my mom was cheating on my dad.,,I know the SHOCK!!

She had started going out all the time, and was never home. She started taking care of herself , buying new clothes and smelling pretty. The biggest tell tale sign I had and all the proof I needed was the day I came home and found this:

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YES,,MY FRIENDS,,MY 62 YEAR OLD MOTHER, WAS DYING HER VAJAJAY!!! In the dream I found the whole used package,,it had all the parts like a normal dye kit with a little vial of colour,,,and yes I did take a look and the colour was a Fire Red Auburn!!!

 

Question,,,,do you all have weird dreams too?